heyheyheys!! heres to the introduction of a brand new section! *cheer*
PLEASE WEEEELLLLCOME! ZHIJIAN! *applause* He's here to contribute to the "Funny Poems and whatever-he-wants-to-call-it" section!! Here's Zhijian! He'll be reading out his new LOVE poem for tonight!! =D sit back, relax, and collapse with laughter.. (or not) hahahahs... (with IDIOT in the background) =)

"The Orange Lovers"

Zhijian: Even if they’re similar, they’re different
IDIOT: difffeeeerrrrreeennnntttt!

Zhijian: Mandarins and oranges

Zhijian: Friends and lovers
IDIOT: muacks! muacks! AWWWW!!!

Zhijian: And our 2 hearts, too

Zhijian: The color orange makes me recall

Zhijian: The sunset glow that I saw
IDIOT: Woooo.. pretty...

Zhijian: It seemed as if our 2 shadows

Zhijian: Held hands together

Zhijian: I wondered if the oranges would turn sweet someday

Zhijian: Or would they wither? I didn’t want to learn of my future

Zhijian: So I ate it all
IDIOT: MUNCHMUNCHMUNCH!!

Zhijian: I love you
IDIOT: Oppps.. =x

Zhijian: I felt like crying
IDIOT: ~Soooorrrrryyy...

Zhijian: I felt like crying
IDIOT: don't cry!!

Zhijian: I love you
IDIOT: so did orange..

Zhijian: I love you~ ♫
IDIOT: awwww... *clapclapclap*

Zhijian: ......thanks for ruining my poem you freakin IDIOT! *whack* *kick* *bash*
IDIOT: @!$@%!%$#^!&@&(*)(

wahahahahas.. sorry!! hahahas.. Thanks to Zhijian for that wonderful poem!! We'll be looking forword to another one!! anytime soon.. =D
ehh.. and its got a hidden meaning.. =P
here's the uninterrupted one.. =D

"The Orange Lovers" by ZHIJIAN
Even if they’re similar, they’re different
Mandarins and oranges
Friends and lovers
And our 2 hearts, too
The color orange makes me recall
The sunset glow that I saw
It seemed as if our 2 shadows
Held hands together
I wondered if the oranges would turn sweet someday
Or would they wither? I didn’t want to learn of my future
So I ate it all
I love you
I felt like crying
I felt like crying
I love you
I love you~ ♫

Heh heh...must talk more.. =)

when is our newsweek coming?





well anyway joke of the day is here again! i forgot what number already though LOL. this one is heard by jun an the great and definitely contains elements of M18 or even R21. imagine jun an's perverted look. hmm..


a girl went up to a wise man and asked him "wise man, can i know whats heaven, hell and the devil?"

the wise man looked at her and said:

"dear girl, hell is what's in between your legs. the devil is what's in between my legs."

"put them together and you get heaven."



note the key phrase: THIS IS NOT MY JOKE LOL. CONTRIBUTED BY JUN AN.



and anyway for all amateur boyfriends out there who wants to say something mushy (and extremely corny) to their girlfriend. this is one in which i once said, and immediately goosebumps appeared.


hey (insert gf's name), why are you perspiring?

*at this point of time your gf will probably either ask you why or stare at you as if you're mad*

*then you'll say..*

because you have been running in my mind.




CORNY TO THE MAX I TELL YOU.









so people remember to do your homework and study for the upcoming tests! although certain people who got EIGHT POINTS FOR L1R5 does not need to.. HAHAHA. just kidding.



oh and on a serious note (i know 90% of the time im not serious but seriously),
spammers are allowed if they are like damn funny and im part of it HAHAHAAHAHA. but dont touch on sensitive subjects!! people use your head.



kthxbye.

Heh.. I know the joke of the day has not been out for a long time..
But seriously no time.. hahas.. anyways!! no taking this space to reflect.. =D

Firstly! Sorry to Kelvin for quitting kayak..but i'm really not cut out for it..

Lastly! (so fast last le..)the projeft management people didn't give out enuff postcards.. =)so!

I acknowledge...(in no order of merit) xD
Zhi Jian! For silently smiling throughout almost everything.. =D cheery..lols! and for providing us with ur 'silent killer' presence and super sliding kick!!! =D looked really cool.. even shaohua thinks so..and we all know the only things he finds cool is himself and games..so, it's pretty impressive!! =D and by the way, i didn't do the planning by myself.. =) i had 9 cool guys and groovy gals to help out!! =D

Joseph! For silently being silent together with Joseph..you're highly impactful you know!! =D , must talk more!! ahahas.. =) also for being my living dictionary helping me inprove on my vocab and providing ideas.. =D hahahas.. please talk more k? =D this is a plea.. =D hahas.. thanks for listening to my crappy remix of Tony's songs.. hahahahahas... ~farts

Jun Jie! For challenging ideas and using your ultimate interact club power!! =
D and...ahem! i'm cleared of my scandal..i think she suits u though!! =D hahahahahas... for coming with me too the interview helping me to face the "interviewers".. heh.. and! for being the hardest punchbag on earth.. =P

ShaoHua! For being the IT whiz.. (do note that IT can stand for many things) =P helping to source out locations from all over Singapore while managing not to move ur bum from the chair!! =P Google Earth rocks! lols!! hahas.. =) and for being in charge for the food.. all your fault also.. never gimme food for plan B then the chlidren have to 'beg for food'.. ==" hahahahas.. jkjk.. =D too bad..you're not PRO enough to decipher the pictures.. =P

Alvina! (0901) For helping Mr Tony with the AVA and for all your hard work everywhere the AVA team is! Also for providing lots of ideas, helping to sort out stuff as well as rationalize and streamline the team's ideas!! All e best in your class!! hahas..say hi!! hahas.. you were pretty busy too!! thanks for obtaining $3050 (ignore whatever they say) for the funding while working with Valerie!! =)

Valerie! (0901, the emo one!) hahas.. u were quite cheerful after you started teasing YIA KUAN (joseph, take NOTE!) about sooooommmmeeeoooonnneee hahahahs!! Thanks for helping out with my silly timetable..and being retarded as well!! =D hahas.. what 60% retarded!! its 100%lor pls.. hahahahahas.. =) i could switch to a more serious attitude but that wouldn't be much fun would it? =P for ur info anyways, i'm a slacker.. hahahahas.. thanks for teasing Ms Violent!! though i still kenna kicked like almost everyday because SOMEONE doesn't wanna say a WORD.. I pleaded alr hor!! hahahahahahahas...all the best with Science Society.. i think? hahas and your school work!! you're pretty smart..smart people scare me cuz they tend to kill jokes but ya didn't.. =)

Yia Kuan! heh heh heh heh.. kekekekeke... hohohohoho.. *ahem* Joseph deserves Udon and Salmon Sashimi Ramen everyday for his excellent help.. =D hahahahahas.. =D btw you're welcome for the headaches..one is provided free everyday with purchase of one Jospeh loves Yia Kuan joke.. =D hahahas=x anyways! enuff of my lameness (now currently in a wheelchair) Thanks for helping to coordinate the plans and arrange the proposal!! and for silently cheering with hand actions (elias don't anyhow think)without the words..same as SOMEONE huh! hahas.. =)hahas.. =) and it wasn't my bithday.. =) it was my friend's.. =)motivating ehh.. wasn't me..was SOMEONE in the group!! =P hahahs.. anyways!! thanks for all the help, punches, kicks and brusies..as well as for butting into my timetable.. =P hahahas..

Jorene! (don't TD are you guys..she belongs to someone.. =P) hahahas.. thanks for listening to my ideas and helping to help JUN JIE to formulate the plans.. =) thanks for the ideas!! =D hahas.. i can be serious but i would prefer not to.. =) hahahas.. not thanks to me but to everyone in the group!! we did great! thanks for managing the human resource as well!! hahahs.. you were pretty vquiet as well cuz u just needed to voice your comments to SOMEONE!! =P there's a whole lot of someones in the group. =P

Karl Tan! (i can't spell ur full name xD) Thanks for at least smiling at all my lame jokes and sarastic comments.. hahahs.. =) it helps to rate the level of funniness and rubish factor.. =)thanks for all the drawings as well!! they were brilliant!! =D hahas.. my butterflies finally have flowers!! =D hahahas.. no thanks to shaohua for saying that the ugly drawings wereb mine.. (backfired!) hahahs.. =) thanks for the tent as well!! really impressive annnnnddd...good luck with finding that special SOMEONE!! hahahs.. =)

Thks to the team for everything!! you guys(and gals) made the workshop great fun!! hahahahas.. =) anyways..its been great typing this..wasn't feeling very happy..something..kinda happened.. hahas.. but i'll be fine.. =) feeling a little better knowing i've got u guys around.. thanks.. =) hahahs.. all the best for JC!! =D

Lots and lots of rubbish!!
You-Know-Who.. =x hahahahas
!@@$!%#$#^!$%^!%@&^&*($&$)^?!@$%*)(?)?_>)

kelvin
adj. unable to sniff lies.
"What do you think, Jackie?" "Kelvin, officer!"

linus
interj. a statement of strong disagreement.
"My friend, can I flirt with your DJ?" "Linus!"

jun jie
n. crack cocaine without girls.
"What's with the jun jie, fool?"

elias
n. a big gun.
"That elias is big, Grandma!"

zhijian
interj. an exclamation used in celebrating a victory.
"Zhijian! I knew you couldn't shout at my pair of trousers!"

yuxun
adj. unable to steal people.
"What do you think, my friend?" "Yuxun, Billy!"

andy
adj. famous but not stolen.
"Dad is way more andy than Nigel."

lance
n. a particularly fast-moving person.
"Check out Grandma's lance!"

joled
interj. a statement of strong disagreement.
"Man, can I understand your television programme?" "Joled!"

jun an
v. to intentionally shoot a woman.
"Dawg, don't jun an!"

shuyi
interj. casual greeting.
"Shuyi, homie." "Shuyi."

liting
n. 1. a friend or close acquaintance. 2. cocaine.
"I'm gonna think about your liting, Jackie."

yanling
n. cigarettes.
"What famous yanling you have, Grandma."

shaohua
v. to behave in a sexy manner.
"The gang are going to shaohua, tomorrow."

karl
n. a good credit card.
"So I was like 'karl?', and Shana was like 'yeah', I was like 'so?', and Brian was all you know, and they were so, like, yeah." "Er, what?"

joseph
n. an old-school term for girls.
"I'm gonna shoot your joseph, dawg." "No you're not, dude."

yia kuan
n. a collective or quantitative noun for girls.
"Kid, that's a whole yia kuan of girls!"

zuoyi
n. mid-eighties term for gold.
"Billie, this zuoyi is really popular!"

samantha
adj. overly fond of violence.
"Are you as samantha as I am, buddy?"

charis
v. to chase things, with no purpose or reason.
"Hey, bud, wanna charis?"

jorene
n. mid-nineties term for boys.
"Hey, man, can you hook me up with some jorene?"

elaine
adj. stolen.
"Dad, I'm not going to spoil that thong - it's elaine!"

fangyin
n. an exclamation of surprise.
"Fangyin!"

patricia
adj. owning a friend or close acquaintance.
"Billie, I'm not going to have sex with that credit card - it's patricia!"

esther
v. to buy a child.
"I'm gonna go and esther, Sally."

danhui
n. an old-school term for chart music.
"You have the most bad danhui, Shana."


this. does not make any sense.
http://thesurrealist.co.uk/slang



elias, the big gun.

Enough with lame and cold jokes liao. lets have something visual instead eh.
Basically the aim of this game is not to laugh. or you get whacked.lol.








-Shaohua

TOMORROW'S OUTING IS CANCELLED.







tsk. you all ah. never do homework during the weekdays. see la must chiong on the last day of holidays.







okay la i'd be chionging homework/study tomorrow too HAHA. see you all on monday.



-elias

Hey guys, the class outing will b on Sunday 22nd at Sentosa, haha. We'll b going to prolly palawan beach. =P
write down ur name here if u'r going. =)

Ppl Coming
Kelvin
Elias






PPL NOT Coming
Lance
Esther
Elaine




ps: it'd be extremely freaky if i go palawan and swim alone with kelvin. so please guys HURRY UP AND PUT YOUR NAMES DOWN TO GIVE ME A SENSE OF SECURITY.

WHY MAN UTD WHY.





WE MAN UTD SUPPORTERS FEEL BETRAYED BY YOU. AND VIDIC YOU'RE LIKE THE EPITOME OF RETARDEDNESS. WHY.





4-1 TO LIVERPOOL
WHY MAN UTD WHY.

hmmm.. Prof. Elias seems to have forgotten the joke of the day #3 was the nunny one?



hah! pure genius as all profs are but absent minded!



Hey! this corner has got cobwebs..which is why its time for the joke of the day #4!! Not #3 Prof. Elias!



Rite! this cobbywebby corner has been contributed by elias and joled. They would like to take this space to thank the following sponsors. Thanks to, Planks and Pranks, Elias Jokes Ptd, Joled Is A Weirdo Association, Lame.com (for assisting in lameness) and the University of Nonsense and Rubbish for the excellent failures they gave me. Co-sponsored by 0903, (batteries not included).



DISCLAIMER: this post has nothing whatsoever about the birds and the bees. the following is for all the following followers of the art of LAMENESS and sheer and utter RANDOMNESS. If there's any ressemblence to anyone living or dead, its purely coincidental.




by the way, this joke is genius, simply pure genius.


joke of the day #4

there's everything in the army. what is it that the army doesnt have?
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acid.
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because amino acid.








if you dont get it youre either dumb or dumber.




KTHXBYE

i freaking forgot what to post for joke of the day #3. LOL.


so ya im gna post a bio on elias arun and joled koh. requested by joled koh himself. HAHAHA.



DISCLAIMER: the following information is totally false and unreliable, and can be subtly classified as self-praise and is definitely categorized as totally random nonsensical rubbish. no offence is intended to anyone if accidentally mentioned, and if you took this seriously, that means youre actually as stupid as you look. LOL.



joled koh

his talents were first discovered during his 2 year tenure in NYJC and was widely regarded as the class joker. upon graduating with flying failures he went on to major in nonsense at the highly renowned and prestigious University of Rubbish, an Ivy League school that is comparable to Harvard. after attaining his honours, he decided to return to his alma mater and had been pranking people ever since.


elias arun

Elias was spotted at a talent show one sunny Sunday telling slapstick jokes with his slapstick. Since then, he was put into the Gifted programm in SAXondary school and has remained annoying ever since. He graduated with Honors in Crapology and Nonsensology 101 and even took over the Professor by out-joking him. By the time their epic battle was done, the room was frozen. (you've got to be an idiot if u don't know why!just kiddin!!)Anyways, he now has joined forces with jo-lame in the never-ending battle for truth, peace and all things funny. For a detailed write-up of his qualifications please visit, www.youve-gotta-be-kidding-me.blogspot.com.





speaking of pranks. we havent pranked people yet. hmm..
p.s. if you don't know who we are, look at for two people with no legs..we can't help the fact that we're lame..

Hey guys, im planning to org a class outing during the march holis but i need some ideas as well as the dates which u guys are free.
Currently, i hav pulau ubin, ice skating, sentosa in mind.
login, edit this post n state ur free dates n suggestion here pls =)

Suggestions
Pulau Ubin
Ice Skating
Sentosa
Picnic at Padang
BBQ at somewhere available

Busy Dates (type ur name under those dates which u are not free)

14 Saturday

Kelvin
Elaine
Danhui
Shuyi
Elias

15 Sunday

Elaine

16 Monday

Kelvin
Elaine (we got the workshop)
Danhui
Shuyi
Elias
Charis

17 Tuesday
Elaine (we got the workshop)
Danhui
Shuyi
Elias
Charis

18 Wednesday

Kelvin
Danhui
Shuyi
Elias
Charis

19 Thursday

Kelvin
Danhui
Shuyi
Elias (not sure)
Charis
Shao Hua
Joseph

20 Friday

Kelvin
Elaine
Danhui
Shuyi
Elias
Charis
Shao Hua
Joseph

21 Saturday

Kelvin
Elaine
Danhui
Shuyi
Elias
Joseph

22 Sunday
Charis (my frens and i org an outing/event. anyone wanna come? its open to all)



-Kelvin



since no one has mentioned that theyre not free on sunday yet, that means that sunday is the main probability now. :D

joke of the day #2

warning: M18 rated. HAHA.


one day a hippie (you know, those people who wear flare baggy pants and long hair and goes around shouting WORLD PEACE) boarded a bus, and he saw this extremely beautiful nun. immediately he was sexually aroused, and wanted to do her on the spot. thus he told the bus driver that he wanted to mate with the nun.

the bus driver said, "tonight go to the graveyard and disguise yourself as a priest. the nun will be there medidating. just ask her and she'll fulfil your sexual fantasies."

and thus the hippie dressed up as a priest and went to the graveyard at midnight. and there she was, the impeccably beautiful nun. he approached her and asked her "hey, do you mind having a spiritual union of the two opposite genders?"

the nun said, "of course, but you must do me from behind as i wish to stay in the medidating position."

and thus the hippie did anal on her and when he was done, he faced the nun, took out his mask and shouted with glee. "HA HA! im the hippie!"

the nun took out her mask and shouted. "HA HA! im the bus driver."








the end. (:







okay people. DO YOUR WORK.

jokes corner, contributed by elias arun and joled koh
(disclaimer: some of the jokes may be extremely cold, unappropriate and at times totally gross and hence needs you to have a extremely sexually active mind to understand the punchline, but hey, this is elias and joled. thats their name and nonsense is their game.)
(note: due to sensitivity issues and the multiracial society we live in that is singapore, racist jokes shall not be posted here.)


joke of the day #1

there was 4 people of different races in an MRT station. they were of eurasian, chinese, malay and indian race respectively. all of a sudden a massive fire broke out in the MRT station. who didnt make it out alive?
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answer: the indian. (this joke is not racist LOL)
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why?
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because in the pa system of the MRT station, the announcement for them to evacuate the station in tamil came the last. so, the indian didnt make it alive in time.



HAHAHAHAAH.
watch this space!

hello 0903 : D

"HAHAHAHA HI PEOPLE KTHXBYE"

apparently that was what elias made me blog. -.- i think everyone's asleep now ba HAHAH!
alright that's all lol.

danhui/brenda : D

Hello 0903! :)
Thank you so much for taking the few seconds to tick your choice regarding the class "CLOTH" we're going to make! (hahaha now we dont need to say CLOTH anymore cause we've decided on.......read on to find out more!)

okay so we've decided on a
CLASS TEE!
Details:
Colour of shirt: Red colour
Printing: Black
Matecial: Cotton

Anyway, what's a shirt without it's DESIGNS? :)
So yes!
So far, i've received four designs from:
1) Shao Hua
2) Joseph
3) Jun An
4) Me! (The "I BELONG TO 0903" idea which all the boys dislike..but all the girls love. -.- OI I THINK IT'S NICE OK)

So yes,
anymore designs anyone?

I'll be conducting the next survey regarding the DESIGNS soon. :)
Cant wait for our class TEE!
Yay i just realise that our class tee is red...which is the colour of PHOENIX! :)
WHOOOO GO PHOENIX!

With love,
Elaine, your class chairperson.