heyheyheys!! heres to the introduction of a brand new section! *cheer*
PLEASE WEEEELLLLCOME! ZHIJIAN! *applause* He's here to contribute to the "Funny Poems and whatever-he-wants-to-call-it" section!! Here's Zhijian! He'll be reading out his new LOVE poem for tonight!! =D sit back, relax, and collapse with laughter.. (or not) hahahahs... (with IDIOT in the background) =)

"The Orange Lovers"

Zhijian: Even if they’re similar, they’re different
IDIOT: difffeeeerrrrreeennnntttt!

Zhijian: Mandarins and oranges

Zhijian: Friends and lovers
IDIOT: muacks! muacks! AWWWW!!!

Zhijian: And our 2 hearts, too

Zhijian: The color orange makes me recall

Zhijian: The sunset glow that I saw
IDIOT: Woooo.. pretty...

Zhijian: It seemed as if our 2 shadows

Zhijian: Held hands together

Zhijian: I wondered if the oranges would turn sweet someday

Zhijian: Or would they wither? I didn’t want to learn of my future

Zhijian: So I ate it all
IDIOT: MUNCHMUNCHMUNCH!!

Zhijian: I love you
IDIOT: Oppps.. =x

Zhijian: I felt like crying
IDIOT: ~Soooorrrrryyy...

Zhijian: I felt like crying
IDIOT: don't cry!!

Zhijian: I love you
IDIOT: so did orange..

Zhijian: I love you~ ♫
IDIOT: awwww... *clapclapclap*

Zhijian: ......thanks for ruining my poem you freakin IDIOT! *whack* *kick* *bash*
IDIOT: @!$@%!%$#^!&@&(*)(

wahahahahas.. sorry!! hahahas.. Thanks to Zhijian for that wonderful poem!! We'll be looking forword to another one!! anytime soon.. =D
ehh.. and its got a hidden meaning.. =P
here's the uninterrupted one.. =D

"The Orange Lovers" by ZHIJIAN
Even if they’re similar, they’re different
Mandarins and oranges
Friends and lovers
And our 2 hearts, too
The color orange makes me recall
The sunset glow that I saw
It seemed as if our 2 shadows
Held hands together
I wondered if the oranges would turn sweet someday
Or would they wither? I didn’t want to learn of my future
So I ate it all
I love you
I felt like crying
I felt like crying
I love you
I love you~ ♫

Heh heh...must talk more.. =)