when is our newsweek coming?





well anyway joke of the day is here again! i forgot what number already though LOL. this one is heard by jun an the great and definitely contains elements of M18 or even R21. imagine jun an's perverted look. hmm..


a girl went up to a wise man and asked him "wise man, can i know whats heaven, hell and the devil?"

the wise man looked at her and said:

"dear girl, hell is what's in between your legs. the devil is what's in between my legs."

"put them together and you get heaven."



note the key phrase: THIS IS NOT MY JOKE LOL. CONTRIBUTED BY JUN AN.



and anyway for all amateur boyfriends out there who wants to say something mushy (and extremely corny) to their girlfriend. this is one in which i once said, and immediately goosebumps appeared.


hey (insert gf's name), why are you perspiring?

*at this point of time your gf will probably either ask you why or stare at you as if you're mad*

*then you'll say..*

because you have been running in my mind.




CORNY TO THE MAX I TELL YOU.









so people remember to do your homework and study for the upcoming tests! although certain people who got EIGHT POINTS FOR L1R5 does not need to.. HAHAHA. just kidding.



oh and on a serious note (i know 90% of the time im not serious but seriously),
spammers are allowed if they are like damn funny and im part of it HAHAHAAHAHA. but dont touch on sensitive subjects!! people use your head.



kthxbye.