so..


chinese orchestra got GOLD WITH HONOURS
whereas symphonic band got GOLD


haha congrats to those involved!






whatever happened to joke of the day column?


so im here to revive it :D


hmm im gna try something different. my favorite comedian is demetri martin, so im gna post some of his jokes here. but WARNING. some of his jokes requires an extremely high order of thinking to understand them. so people like me and joled will be able to appreciate them whereas people like kelvin or danhui (HAHAHAHA) wont. okay lets start.


I think Employee of the Month is a good example of when a person can be a winner and a loser at the same time.

One time, I was riding the escalator and I tripped. I fell down the stairs for an hour and a half.

I set a personal record on Christmas. I got my shopping done three weeks ahead of time. I had all the presents back at my apartment, I was halfway through wrapping them, and I realized, 'Damn, I used the wrong wrapping paper.' The paper I used said, 'Happy Birthday.' I didn't want to waste it, so I just wrote 'Jesus' on it.

About a month ago, I got a cactus, and a week later, it died. I got really depressed because I was like, damn, I am less nurturing than a desert.

One of my friends has a stutter, and a lot of people think that's a bad thing, but to me that's just like starting certain words with a drum roll. That's not an impediment, that's suspense.

Some authors write in first person and others write in third person. But I'm writing my book in fifth person, so every sentence starts out with: 'I heard from this guy who told somebody....'

I like to stand near ATM machines, and when somebody types in their pin number, I go, 'Got it!' And then I run away.

I want to make a revolving door that says 'Pull' on it, just see how obedient people are.

It's very easy to turn a toy into an adult toy -- location, location, location.

I think they should put pies on the fronts of trains, so that when they hit something, it's at least a little bit funny. 'He's dead -- but there's a cream pie right in his face. This is a little bit funny, Sergeant, I gotta admit.'


and the finale..

When you have a fat friend, there are no see-saws, only catapults.


HAHAAH if any of you dont get it feel free to approach me. LOL.


ciaos.